Tina, the Toenail Fairy Caught  by alophoto

Tina, the Toenail Fairy Caught

Oh my goodness, I did it. The weirdest selfie I have ever done. And I did it outside...and my neighbors came home and walked their dog while I was out like this. Standing in front of my car with the high beams on. This would be the same neighbor that walked up on me when I was killing a snowman and taping off the cold dead corpse (all for a photo). It's a wonder that their house is not on the market yet. Most of them around us are. Hmmmm....

Funny story from about a year ago...my son so loved getting money from the tooth fairy for lost teeth that he decided to put his toenail clippings in an envelope under his pillow to see if the toenail fairy would come. I was skeptical and told him to let me know how that worked out. Guess what? She didn't show.

Well tonight I dressed up as the toenail fairy in my little girls' dress up clothes (as a friend pushed me to do yesterday). The skirt is a dress that I somehow wiggled into (with help and a bit of ripping). I still haven't figured out how to get the thing off.

Another time this year, I was nearly caught taking a photo of another neighbors window at night. I had my camera set up on the tripod aimed at the window and the man came out to dump his trash. I was so embarrassed and quickly turned the lens in another direction, whistled and pretended to clean it. So innocent seeming, right?! He went back inside and didn't seem to notice thankfully. And so you know, I wasn't shooting an open window...it was a closed one with a cool shadow in it, if that helps me seem slightly less creepy. Oh, they are moving now and a 365 friend is actually considering the place.

Anywho, here is my ETSOOI color selfie that I made a fool of myself doing tonight. Now off to figure out how to remove this dress that I somehow got on me that is meant for 4 year olds. It keeps getting tighter and I can barely breathe...
@adamj There you go...me in an ill-fitted purple tutu. Making an absolute fool out of myself. Thanks for the push. It was fun!
August 25th, 2013  
How hilarious! You are brave and strong to do this outside! I just cannot imagine what your neighbours thought! Maybe what your husband always dreamed of?
August 25th, 2013  
i love it fav it commend you on it. and have giggled over the explainatuon. you are my toenail hero
August 25th, 2013  
So fun.
August 25th, 2013  
Fav!!!! What a fun, great shot -- and the fav goes for selfie #1 (which I admire and can't do) AND a very fun costume AND great editing!
August 25th, 2013  
Better you than me. Oh, and freakin' "fav".
August 25th, 2013  
very cool
August 25th, 2013  
I knew you would do it when I so the exchange with Adam. You are the queen of goofy selfies for sure :-) Great fun, fairy caught in the headlights.
August 25th, 2013  
Fun - reminds me of the old song "Wild Thing"; love the creativity, not to mention your ability to pull off the technical elements.
August 25th, 2013  
Fav-u-lous!!!
August 25th, 2013  
Got a good giggle out of your story and love the selfie! Great job!
August 25th, 2013  
@cheribug Thanks so much for your sweet fav! I finally did my deer in headlights selfie:)!!

@taffy I did selfies yesterday and they were all horrible. Keep trying...they are so much fun. Thanks so very much for the fav, my friend!!

@mikeable Love your comments, Mike and thanks for the fav and your um...help.:)




@adamj Thank you...so glad you liked it enough to fav. Did you think I'd do it? My poor kids dress...oh well, worth it, I think:).
August 25th, 2013  
@amandal I will never doubt you again! You rock.
August 25th, 2013  
Love it!
August 25th, 2013  
Fav Amanda! My family and all around me doubt my sanity, and i have still not ventured to being a toe nail fairy and I so love your story... fav for the guts, a dash of madness and for getting into that tutu! It makes me smile...
Well done @adamj good push! :-)
August 25th, 2013  
hahahaha... would love to catch my neighbours in this situation :) Nicely done, love the caught in the spotlight look on your face
August 25th, 2013  
Ha! Wonderful, Amanda! Love the photo and the description. You are an incredibly good sport!
August 25th, 2013  
Amazing Fav, you have just nailed the most awesome selfie and written the funniest story on 365.
August 25th, 2013  
@tonydebont Your words made my day, Tony. Thank you so much for them and for the fav. So glad to make people laugh:).

@amrita21 Love, love your comments and thanks so much for the smile and fav. I think it didn't go through, though. Perhaps you hit the button too eagerly;-). You are sweet, lady. Love the mention of madness...you got that right!:)
August 25th, 2013  
@amandal faved efficiently now! Do get her a new tutu!:-)
August 25th, 2013  
hahaha! Fun image and I absolutely LOVE the story that went with it.
August 25th, 2013  
Hehehehe. Fabby. You did it!!! Im so loving your wings & the story. Fav.
August 25th, 2013  
Awesome capture! Love the deer-in-the-headlights expression :)
Imagine the chaos a whole street of 365ers could cause!
August 25th, 2013  
You are priceless, this made me laugh so much. Definitely admire your guts and love the shot! Would love to be your neighbour, life would be very interesting!
August 25th, 2013  
Rob
Awesome effort! Fav!
August 25th, 2013  
Your expression is priceless, like a deer in the headlights!! LOL and well done too!
August 25th, 2013  
Zam
heheheheh this is soooo awesome!!! The Force is strong with you, I see! FAV!
August 25th, 2013  
@adamj I can't believe you ever did. Don't let it happen again:)! I guess I've got to get back into doing weird selfies. I was guessing that this craziness would lose me followers, but people like it:).
August 25th, 2013  
This is hilarious, Amanda. I love your writing. Shannon told me about you. I joined the photo club last year and have been consistently a non-active member since. Although I did go to the Railway scoot and shoot yesterday which is where I found out about you.

I know how it feels late at night when you don't have a photo for the day, although this one looks like it took a bit of pre-planning. Carry on. I can't wait to see what you do next.
August 25th, 2013  
You crack me up. Have an image of your street being eventually full of just 365ers and all out at night taking photos of each others houses or doing just crazy night shots :) Fav btw for the skill in getting into the dress ups. I can't stop laughing :)
August 25th, 2013  
This is hilarious - such a quirky selfie! Love your words about the neighbours - I'm glad I'm not the only one who scares their neighbours with their photography antics!! : ))
August 25th, 2013  
Thank for appreciatig the kookines!! If I was with a bunch of 365ers,we'd surely get arrested. Thanks for the laughs and fav!!!! @thirtysevenways
August 25th, 2013  
LOL! Your story is awesome. Way cooler than my selfie reflection in the car.
August 25th, 2013  
Kev
Lol - you really are the real deal! Fab selfie and a truly great expression.
And what a funny read - this 365 thing gets us into so many bizarre, dangerous and ridulous situations it's untrue - you, however, have a knack of nailing that side better than all of us!
Fav of course!
August 25th, 2013  
Oh Amanda, you are the best... the picture is fantastic, your outfit and expression are priceless, and the writing is amazing. good job lady :)
August 25th, 2013  
Cool acting and photo... LOL!
August 25th, 2013  
@bobfoto...Your name kills me. I still occasionally misspell it the 'right'way. Here was my Tina selfie...did I follow your color and etsooi suggestions well? The back story is worth the read.
August 25th, 2013  
Haha this is great!! Love the tutu!
August 25th, 2013  
You are one funny lady. Do you blog this stuff? If you don't you really ought to.
August 25th, 2013  
Oh my, wow! You are too amazing, Amanda! :P Love what you are willing to do for a challenge and to learn (and to possibly drive the neighbors away and convert everyone to 365). Still laughing.
August 25th, 2013  
Great story,and a wonderful selfie,Amanda!!
August 25th, 2013  
LOL! Did you ever get the costume off?
August 25th, 2013  
lol what an expression! love your costume too! fav for me!
August 25th, 2013  
@jsw0109 Yes I did, thankfully. We'll see if my kids can still wear it.

@wind_of_the_sothern_sea I wasn't one to play dress up growing up so this was fun. Thanks for the fav and laugh!!:)
August 25th, 2013  
@chezza Thanks so much for the laugh and fav, lady!!:)

@jdr4690 Thanks so much, Rob!:)

@zam I had to use force to remove the ill fitted costume, that's for sure. Thanks so much, Zam. Really appreciate the fav!

@snaggy Not too much danger this time around beside the embarrassment and the camera in the road. Really appreciate the laugh and the fav! Thank you, Kev!

August 25th, 2013  
OMG! Amanda... you are hilarious! the concept, the picture, the write up! i've done some nutty stuff, but pretty sure i canNOT compete (altho' my husband came home the night i was doing the vintage selfies to find the bedroom set up as a studio and informed me that this could be easily misinterpreted ;p)
August 25th, 2013  
You are just way too much fun, Amanda! And your child's a genius! Toenail fairy, who would ever have thought of that?
August 25th, 2013  
Fav. This is just fantastic and I love your write up. We're laughing a lot on the other side of the Atlantic. Hope the dress came off
August 25th, 2013  
Congrats on PP!
August 26th, 2013  
@adamj HA! How stinkin' funny. You up there with me? I never thought an ill fitted tutu would get me up there!
August 26th, 2013  
@amandal Yup. Nice to be together on there :) It's a privilege
August 26th, 2013  
@adamj I wish my shot were as rockin' as yours. You are on your way to TT, I believe:). Any more ideas for me? You gave me some good inspiration apparently. I'd been meaning to do the deer in headlights shot, but added the tutu and voila.
August 26th, 2013  
Nothing like a busted toenail fairy :-) . Brilliant concept, completely hilarious execution. Thanks for the zany, girl.
August 26th, 2013  
@roadshow I specialize in the zany. Thanks for appreciating it, Gloria:)).
August 26th, 2013  
Meg
You are one cwazy chickie! How fun......I love your gumption and easy going personality! What a fun shot! Can't wait to see your Halloween costume. Fav!
August 26th, 2013  
Love this lady, you are hilarious!!!!!
August 26th, 2013  
@megmills You sooooooo should move to my neighborhood. We'd have a blast, despite the mice. I went to the lake for the sunrise this morning. It was so gorgeous!!

August 26th, 2013  
Meg
@amandal where there is one mouse, there's probably ten! We are going to take a second look tomorrow night however.
August 26th, 2013  
POP POP POP! +fave for me. The pose, the look, the wings, the tiara - its all gold.

Oh and your attempt to link me over here failed. I think your trailing dots were too close to bobfoto
August 26th, 2013  
Amy
Oh, well done!!
August 26th, 2013  
The most fabulous story --- and what an awesome selfie
August 26th, 2013  
@bobfoto About time on so many counts. My first Jason fav? Seriously, that means a bunch. Thank you!!!! SO annoying when tags don't work. Oh well, you found it. Thanks for the pointers/suggestions, too. I probably wouldn't have done quite as much ETSOOI to this had you not said anything and perhaps that helps make it all the better and more ridiculous.
August 26th, 2013  
@amyamoeba Ha...this made me think of you...like something you would do. Thanks for seeing and appreciating it, Amy!!:)
August 26th, 2013  
Awesome :) fav
August 26th, 2013  
@simon0128 Thank you, kind friend!!:)
August 26th, 2013  
Ok, even if this was the worst picture ever, this would so deserve to be PP just for the getting caught taking this picture!! Hilarious!
However it's a GREAT picture! Like your style Amanda! :)
August 26th, 2013  
You are so funny and a true 365'er .... love the shot ... FAV and going to check out your album
August 26th, 2013  
@lesip Thanks so much, Leslie. Love that you said that and for the fav!!
August 26th, 2013  
Congrats amanda. Seem your tuttu on pp:-)
August 26th, 2013  
@chezza I've never had a tutu up on PP before...at least not one on me. Thanks, Cheryl. That is so funny and cool!
August 26th, 2013  
@cdonohoue I used to blog. 365 kinda took that over for me. That and having 3 kids. I blogged tons when I was pregnant with the first and it dwindled off with each kid. I wonder how long it's been? Years. I should do it again, but hate to waste my time in other ways. 365 is enough:). Thanks, Cathy!!
August 26th, 2013  
@amandal - I'll have to check, but I thought there was a fave before this one?
August 26th, 2013  
@bobfoto Either way, you don't toss them around, so it's an honor...thanks:).
August 26th, 2013  
@amandal - you're welcome tutu Tina.
August 26th, 2013  
@bobfoto I didn't play dress up as a child...too tomboyish...making up for it now!!! Fun name:).
August 26th, 2013  
@maggiemae I think that he did kinda like the look...especially with the fishnets and boots. It punked the outfit up a bit. Thanks, Maggiemae. Thanks for sharing the laugh!

@edie Thank you, my friend!!

@twr Thanks so much, sir!!

August 27th, 2013  
@bardejov Thanks so much, lady. Glad that you know me so well. Also glad that I came up with something and pulled it off. It felt good to do a goofy one again!

@shannonshots Thanks so much, Peter. Love your comments!

@sandypw LOVE that I gave you a giggle. Thank you!!!

@kwind Thanks, Kim!!:)

@sugarmuser Thanks, Sharon. So far they haven't spoken to me about the event. I am dying to know what they saw and thought. Thanks, lady!!
August 27th, 2013  
@steff Thanks so much, Steff!!

@alia_801 I would be arrested if I was with a gang of 365ers, I think. Oy. Thanks, Alia!!

@roseolivia LOVE your great comments, lady. Thank you. I'd so love you for a neighbor. We'd have a blast!

August 27th, 2013  
@sailingmusic Thank you, Myrna. The deer in headlights shot was my original intent and then a 365 friend dared me to do a selfie in a purple tutu and Tina was born.

@rennes Thanks, Lisa. Shew, glad it's not just me either!!

@tskipper Thanks, lady. It was fun to pull this off. Selfies are great! I've really gotten into them this year!

@anazad511 Love your great comments, Ana. Thank you!!!
August 27th, 2013  
You are a hoot! Love your sense of humor. I think your neighbors should consider themselves lucky to live next to such a fun loving lady. Fabulous image!
August 27th, 2013  
So funny! I too love your sense of humor! Just great!
August 27th, 2013  
I wish you were my neighbour Amanda, brilliant! Fav.
August 27th, 2013  
Oh hilarious ! Your words...and yes, also the photo! Hilarious Fantastic ! and agree with @paulaw ..wish you were my neighbour too :-)
August 27th, 2013  
@sbolden Thank you, Scott. I love doing fun selfies and this one was pretty exceptionally fun albeit embarrassing:). I can't believe how well received it was!

@fauxtography365 Thank you, my friend. Hope you don't mind my name choice:).

@archaeofrog LOVE your words, Katie. Either convert to my way or start packing. Love that. So funny. Glad that you got a good laugh. That was the goal. I can't believe the response to this craziness:).

@carolmw Thanks so much, Carol. It was very fun to pull off.

@northy Are your selfies up?! I wanna see em. Thanks for your great comments, lady. I so have fun with this. And love that all the crazy things seem to happen to me. Makes it all the more fun.

@dauber That is pretty genius, huh? How funny. Thanks so much for your great comments, RL!!

@masosy Thanks so much, my friend. This was more my style last year...weird and wacky. This year I've gone more sexy. This is more fun!

August 27th, 2013  
@zambianlass Thanks so much, sweet lady!!

@pflaume Thank you, Lisa!!

@espyetta It was so fun to do this...and get caught. Figures, huh? Thanks, MaryBeth!

@sjouk Aw, that is so sweet. Thanks, lady. I so want my neighborhood to be all 365 people!:)

@paulaw That would be amazing. Thanks so much for the sweet compliments and fav, my friend!
August 27th, 2013  
Oh Amanda, this is totally awesome! I LOVE everything about it, but your it's your stunned expression that has me scrolling back up just to grin all over again. Brilliant concept and hilarious story too -- you really know how to have fun! And my hat's off to your enterprising son... he reminds me of my own son many years ago, who used to leave notes for the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny asking them to "sign below." He was planning to sell their autographs! (Wish I could FAV this more than once!)
August 27th, 2013  
@wendyhgill LOVE your comments. How funny about your son and his signature required notes for the fairy and bunny. How enterprising! Thanks so so much for the grins, kind words and the many faves you wished to bestow and the one that you did. You are great!:)
August 27th, 2013  
Saw this on the PP and it caught my attention : it's hilarious, you are courageous ! I'm sure your neighbours love you ;)
August 27th, 2013  
Haaahahaha... this is fabulous, Amanda! I love your story of the neighbours... hmm, one wonders (!) lol. So creative... and I also love that you didn't even bother changing - you were so keen to get this edited and uploaded that you had to do that first! Such dedication. I love it!!! :)
August 27th, 2013  
Pea
Lol Amanda, you are a funny lady. I can only fav this for your creativity and humour. fav!
August 27th, 2013  
the vintage selfies are here... they are the ones i was shooting last week...
http://365project.org/northy/365/2013-08-22 http://365project.org/northy/just-because/2013-08-23

i'm hoping to do another selfie tomorrow night while my hubby is at the ballgame... ;p
August 28th, 2013  
Hilarious photo, and your narrative is my laugh for the day. Fav.
August 28th, 2013  
@cocobella Thanks so much for your great comments and follow. I had fun with this one...and I sure hope that they like me a little at least:).

@gailmmeek How funny...it is fun that I sat and edited and uploaded as a fairy. My poor little girl, though...I stretched out the arms of her fairy wings. They sagged on her yesterday:(. Thanks, Gail!!

@deeganp Thanks so much for your kind words and fav, my friend. This was so fun to do:)!!

@rvwalker Oh I love that I gave you your laugh. Thanks so much for that, Ross. I appreciate that almost as much as the fav. Hope you get a good laugh today, too.:)
August 28th, 2013  
HAHA! such a great story, wonderful selfie:)
August 29th, 2013  
@colie Thanks, my friend!:)
August 29th, 2013  
ROFLMAO! I soooooooooooo wanna be your neighbor! Fun shot, funnier story!
August 30th, 2013  
@swamppoodle LOVE your comments, Patti. Thank you!! Following you back!:)
August 30th, 2013  
@bobfoto I asked my neighbor if they had seen me out in this get up the last weekend. We hadn't spoken since them and I was curious what the heck they were thinking (probably that I am a nutter). He asked if we were doing role playing?! I told him that it was for my photo project and he said he had figured as much. And then he told me it was a good look for me. Oh boy...can't wear the tutu outside anymore/
August 31st, 2013  
oh my GOSH. what a great sense of story. you SO deserved the pp for this. just the wherewithal, dedication to the idea no matter who is looking....i know my neighbors whisper about me too...luckily i try not to look at them while they do. that would be cool if meg moved next door...or a mystery 365-er! too fun for the whole neighborhood to watch you two at it with dares :-D
September 1st, 2013  
@moreyoulessme Thanks, Jerri. I live for telling a good story and what a great one I had for this. Thank you so much. I was telling a friend above that I asked the neighbor if they had seen me and they had. So embarrassing, yet makes it all the better. He thought my hubby and I were role playing!!! Outside?! I corrected him and told him it was for my photo project. Thank you!!!
September 1st, 2013  
Role playing?? ROFL!!!!
And so funny that it was the same neighbor that caught you red handed during The Great Snowman Caper. I loved the reminder of that shot and the Peeping Tom shot too.

You are such a hoot and a good sport. Damn, what fun it would be to have a neighborhood full of 365'ers running amok. But then who would point and whisper things behind our backs if we are ALL in on the joke? LOL
Oy, can you imagine the stories they tell their relatives and friends about the crazy neighbor lady? :-O
September 2nd, 2013  
@pasadenarose I KNOW!!! I secretly love that I was caught. So freakin' hilarious...and makes the photo that much better. I love when I can back a photo up with a good story. It makes up for my photography shortcomings:). Thanks, my friend. I really appreciate you! Wish I could have been a fly on the wall when they went inside after seeing me in my get up that night!!
September 3rd, 2013  
L M A O!!! Hilarious!
September 4th, 2013  
@chelmck Ha...thanks, lady. This was SOOOO much fun to do. And even better that the neighbors came home when I was out like this. I felt embarrassed as hell, but it really added to the story.
September 4th, 2013  
What fun! I so needed that laugh today. I love your dedication to the cause.
September 5th, 2013  
@nadaa Always happy to help out with that!! Thanks for sharing one, Nada. This was a fun one to do. Stay tuned...hope to do another funny one tomorrow.:)
September 5th, 2013  
@seanoneill If you want to see how truly bonkers I really am. The short story is worth the read if you want a weekend laugh. My neighbors must LOVE me!!!
September 6th, 2013  
hahaha! funny story. you look 12 in this photo. but I see you're a mother of 3?!? when did you start, 8? :-D
September 7th, 2013  
@summerfield I'm 37!! So thanks!! I started when I was 28. I hated looking young when I was a kid, but I will take it now, thank you:))))>
September 7th, 2013  
@amandal - i know how it is. until i was 42 i was being carded at clubs and casinos to the consternation of my younger friends. went downhill from there. :-D
September 7th, 2013  
@summerfield HA!! Funny. I don't often get carded anymore, but when I do, I wanna kiss the person!
September 7th, 2013  
Truly bonkers. Gold star bonkers. Hilarious.You must run for preseident one day, on a ticket of don't take life too seriously.
September 7th, 2013  
So funny -- My neighbor on one side wouldn't notice anything I might or might not do but those on the other side might have me committed! I don't know what they think of me photographing clothes in trees and that's nothing compared to the toenail fairy.
September 13th, 2013  
I am REALLY glad you linked back to this. Heh heh.

Although I think the Red Riding Ho trumps it. Of course, you weren't caught by a neighbor on that one...
September 26th, 2013  
@squamloon Red Riding Ho. Perfect. Yeah the getting caught bit here was pretty classic. Horribly embarrassing, but made it that much better, too. Thanks, Jim.

@seanoneill I should:). Thanks, Sean!

@catwoman2 How funny!! Thanks, Mary!
September 26th, 2013  
I wonder what your neighbors must think when they happen to look out their windows? "Mildred she's at it again!"
September 26th, 2013  
@squamloon Hey, where did I link this? I'm getting comments on it all of a sudden? Just my alselfie link? Weird.
September 26th, 2013  
That IS weird. I guess people really wanted to see you in a tutu?
September 26th, 2013  
Maybe it's the tutu tag;-). @squamloon you had mentioned that I had linked back to this, so I was just trying to figure out where. Sometimes I'm losing my mind (or don't remember things). You really should use your Hemmingway selfie as your profile photo. If you ever want to borrow my tutu for a future one let me know:).
September 26th, 2013  
Heh heh.... I doubt the tutu will ever grace this body, but there are plenty in the costume closet here at school if I need one. Being a high school teacher I see way too many boys doing the tutu thing for lip synchs and such.... it's actually kinda lost its impact for me as a result.

So anyway maybe I SHOULD change up my profile pic. It's just that the one I have is one of my favorite shots ever, and I have trouble letting it go. I should probably think of photos more like music or sandcastles I guess.
September 26th, 2013  
@skipt07 I am sure you are right, Skip...that is hilarious. They won't have to whisper about me for long, though. I thought that they would move away first to escape my craziness, not us.:)) Thanks for the smile!!

@squamloon Yeah, I'm not so into dudes in tutus. Sorry for the suggestion. I had never looked at your profile before. It is cool. I thought it was just an abstract photo of something and not a selfie. I've had a bunch since I started, but have kept the NYC one for awhile. It's hard to let go, but maybe I should switch to this one?!

My dad grew up in NH...in a small town called Alstead. It's near Keene. Ever heard of it. One day I need to make it up to New England for fall. And up to NH to see where he grew up. Last time I was there, I was 5.
September 26th, 2013  
Oh my goodness you are FuN!!!
February 21st, 2014  
@aprilmilani :)))) Same neighbor walked up on me 'killing' a snowman for a shot. We had to move;-). Thank you! And so are you. Can't wait to see that shot you described today!!!
February 21st, 2014  
Jo
A fabulously funny fairy shot!
February 21st, 2014  
@jo13 :) Thanks!
February 21st, 2014  
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