Firstly, Merry Christmas everyone, hope you're having a lovely day with a few nice presents.
I would like you to see one of my Christmas presents thanks to my lovely niece Gail. It's my new guard dog called SAUS, and he has taken over from my one legged goose.
In the sixties I was in the Royal Naval Engineering College and I somehow was given the nickname Sausage, later reduced to Saus for 4 years, So that's why I have named my guard dog the same.
The reason I had a one legged goose was that a thief tried to steal it from my front garden. He then realised that it was plastic filled with concrete and he didn't want it. So he decided to swing it by it's neck, trying to smash a window, but all he did was break a leg off the goose. Hence why it's one legged.
