Somewhere in the Indian Ocean.
Jeff: “Hey, Nick, why the f*** did that bl**dy sailor have to throw us overboard, if I might ask?”
Nick: “ Your f***in’ stupidity amazes me, Jeff. What the hell did you expect him to do when he caught you stealing that roasted chicken! …….. Help you take it? Especially since it was his lunch! I have told you several times but you don’t get it into your f***ing head that humans will not share their food with us. Why do they have to? Not even us gulls share our food with each other. And now we’re here stranded; waiting for the next ship to pass. Well, at least food is not a problem – there’s a fish coming your way if you want to catch it.”
Jeff: “I’m sorry, Nick. I always seem to f*** everything I get into. I promise I will seek your advice in the future.”
Nick: “ It’s ok, pal. But, please, be careful in the future. Anyway, it’s hard stuff, but I’m enjoying this adventure.”
To be continued.
BTW for those who haven’t interpreted well my picture of yesterday: I have used several pictures to set up that one. The head is mine – my only capture in the it – the others are shots I borrowed from the internet. The body – which I admire but do not have – is of some Greek weightlifter.
Thank you very much for looking and for your wonderful comments on yesterday’s shot.
Not sure which of your two adventurers is the smart one, Nick is not real bright picking Jeff as a travel companion. I look forward to seeing them arriving on our shore.
Maybe Jeff and Nick can come to Western Australia as well if they have time, ..... waiting for the next episode of the tales of Nick and Jeff heading down under.