OK so we have 25 pirates staying in Falmouth for the weekend....... and the hotel has an honesty bar....... how's that ever going to work.
We have a rule amongst us pirates. If it's not nailed down, it's ours....... and if it is nailed down..... we steal whatever it's nailed too. Aaaaaaarrrrrrrr|!
Get yourself down to Falmouth this weekend as the Pirates of St. Piran are on fire....... an them's as dies 'll be the lucky ones.
Sounds like a rum beer and baccy weekend, that wench in front there looks ready to swashbuckle as well, her swash has made my knees buckle wouldn't do the dicky ticker a lot of good either. Have a great week end and don't try walking the plank.
lol