The mysteries of life are a challenging subject for a young seagull. She did think about religion for a while. However, there was an unfortunate incident when the verger chased her out of the church with a broom.
It seems it is inappropriate for a seagull to float about in the christening font. There's nothing in the bible to prohibit it as far as I'm aware, but the verger inexplicably took umbrage.
It was at this point that she realised that she belonged to an entirely different flock.
