Desdemona

Desdemona is a bit of a bad gull. She was arrested and charged with stealing chips and a Cornish Pasty. She wasn't given bail as they thought she was definitely a serious flight risk.

At her trial, she asked for 27 similar offences to be taken into consideration.

I was called by the defence as a character witness, as I was good friends with her mother (Dolores) and have known her since she was an egg. I told them that she wasn't all that bad and had a heart of gold. She had just got in with a bad flock, who had led her astray. And as we all know that, gulls just wanna have fun.

I managed to convince them to be lenient and let her off with a GAZBO, but she has to wear an ankle tag for 18 months and has been given an exclusion order banning her from going within 1,000 yards of any fish and chip shop.

Let's hope she has learned her lesson and will be a good gull from now on. 😁

[Kitty Hawke]

Some hope of that then !

[Annie D]

Ha ha Desdemona looks decidedly unimpressed....I hope you sneak her some chips on the sly 🤣

[John Falconer]

Love it!

[Diana]

Hilarious, what a wonderful story. She sure is giving you the evil eye! Must be because she is not allowed close to any fish and chip shop ;-)

[Babs]

Ha ha she looks quite feisty I don't think she has learned her lesson. Could be a serial offender.

[Merrelyn]

Great story, she doesn't look too impressed about the exclusion order.

[JackieR]

Oh dear, was she consorting with this chap?? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12858475/bakery-OAP-mobility-scooter-runs-customer-pasty.html

[Tunia McClure]

maybe she'll be good...and maybe she won't

[Swillin' Billy Flynn]

@30pics4jackiesdiamond The pensioners can get a bit teassey down here in Cornwall............... Mind you, If someone tried to steal my pasty, there'd be hell up. 😁

[Swillin' Billy Flynn]

@tunia You have only got to look at that face to see how good she is going to be. :)

[Swillin' Billy Flynn]

@anniedI usually sneak her a few Dreamies cat treats. They are her favourite. :)

[Dianne]

Love it! Let’s hope her Christmas isn’t spoiled by the lack of hot chips.

[Susan Wakely]

So good that Desdemona had you for a character reference.

[KoalaGardens🐨]

what a corker!

[Pat Knowles]

Looks like she’s eaten plenty of chips!

[Rob Z]

Wow - magic image - and what a background story!! :)

[haskar]

What a wonderful story. Doesn't this second ring indicate recidivism?

[Swillin' Billy Flynn]

@haskar No that's her own personal jewellery. 😁

[gloria jones]

Nice shot

[Graeme Stevens]

She looks positively pissed off.

[Neil]

What a naughty boy, but gulls will be gulls.

[borof]

A proud bird with a nice stance.

[Junan Heath]

Fun shot!