There I was wondering where I was going to get a realistic looking human skull for a mermaid/siren photo shoot I'm doing in a few weeks time..... Then it dawned on me....... why don't I just dig up one the bodies from the back garden.
You are so lucky, we have only got a few dead rats, the odd bird remains that either the cats or kookaburras have massacred. A dead possum that decided to end his days in our garden and a tawny frogmouth who fell off his perch. All of which we have kindly buried.
Some people get put away for having them in their garden as they are thought to be losing their marbles, but who know's whats buried in a pirate's garden. It is good fertiliser for Kittys new herbs.