Anti-Social Distancing

I don’t ask for much, just give me some space.
Please keep your distance and cover your face.

Is it really too much, to be asking from you?
Just a short distance, six feet will do.

I have no desire to smell your foul breath
So don’t sneeze in my face or breathe down my neck.

Or I’ll give you a choice and leave to ponder,
Stay six foot away or end up six feet under.

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Is it really wrong of me to consider my cutlass as part of my PPE

My contribution to this week's fiveplus2-6feet theme.

[JackieR]

I so wanted to tell customers 6' is about length of a coffin, and was saving for my last week of work( so they couldn't sack me) but lockdown prevented them entering the building!!

[kali]

brandishing that about might get you in trouble!

[Swillin' Billy Flynn]

@kali66 Always looking for trouble me. :)

[Swillin' Billy Flynn]

@30pics4jackiesdiamond I'll do it for you next time I'm in ASDA. :)

[Ron]

Providing that's a six foot cutlass you should be golden. I do like the verse though - might steal that for those who don't respect my own little vulnerability to the evil virus.

[Jacqueline]

Super outfit and cutlass Capt’n!