Did you shut the gate. by ladymagpie

Did you shut the gate.

On visiting a local farm shop I crossed the lane to see whether the view was suitable for a picture. I noticed this field entrance was a complex of gates and made no sense at all, although it kept me away from the muddy waterlogged pasture.

I suddenly had a thought about the Farmer and his wife's conversation when he came home in the evening.

Wife: Did you close the top field gate to keep daisy in there Frank.

Farmer: Yes dear all of them.

Wife: What do you mean all of them, there was only one gate.

Farmer. I know dear, but that randy bull from next door would try anything to get at Daisy, so I put 4 gates in his way.

Wife: NO BULL.

Anywhere, that's closed the gate on another stupid story.
hahaha!!! Love your story - great imagination! Very wet and muddy puddle, and broken down gate too...!
February 4th, 2015  
Those gates look impenetrable, Heather. :-)
February 4th, 2015  
LOL! What a great story! I'm sure it's so much better than the actual reason for the crazy gates.Well spotted, captured and written!
February 4th, 2015  
The bull wouldn't stand a chance at that gate! Well spotted.
February 4th, 2015  
Fascinating, great story!
February 4th, 2015  
Great story. Well spotted!! 😃
February 4th, 2015  
Good story and picture.
February 4th, 2015  
hehe what a cool sohot!
February 4th, 2015  
Fantastic story and another great shot.
February 4th, 2015  
And these are only the gates above ground. You should see the gates that have already sunk into that mud! :) Funny arrangement for those gates. I like the way you've presented it.
February 4th, 2015  
Great story telling - that gate would stop anything
February 4th, 2015  
Better to be sure than sorry :) Thanks for my morning smile!
February 4th, 2015  
Bep
Love your story!
February 4th, 2015  
Again, a great story!
February 4th, 2015  
I would like to hear the real story about this tangle of gates. They are a mess but your capture is super.
February 4th, 2015  
OMG! What a story! I love all the lines in this shot. FAV
February 4th, 2015  
Oh dear. I think the Bull came face to face with this fence. As W C Fields said "there comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation"
February 5th, 2015  
Great story
February 5th, 2015  
What are those natural fences that they create using branches they entwine with each other? Anyway this reminds me of a modern or metal attemp of that kind of fence.
February 9th, 2015  
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