I really like to be helpful and as it's Valentines Day I thought I would help the postman by collecting all my valentines card in a big bag. Okay I was thinking of myself having to bend down and scrabble around on the floor to pick them all up.
Now for the reality of it, in the bottom of my bag was an leaflet for Hillarys Blinds, a leaflet for Ficher's future heaters, a Hammonds the fitted furniture company and finally and envelope inviting me to join the Peoples Postcode Lottery.
Oh well, someone must love me as there wasn't any brown envelope bills.
