Porky pig can’t help himself; he thinks my pros are daft
He rolls around upon his back, having a jolly good laugh
It wasn’t very long ago, that he was being blamed
For another virus caused by him, he really was so shamed
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Swine flu was its name; it lasted though some years
People coughed and sneezed all day, the fever gave them tears
But that virus was so tame, compared to one right now
It caused so few worldly deaths, what, that was from a cow
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I’m sorry Porky if not you; a cow had made us ill
You make us laugh all the time, we need that happy pill
So tell us now, what’s the joke, it might be what we need
You’ve passed wind, I thought you sneezed; I’m leaving with some speed.
