While executing your master plan, it is sometimes helpful to throw in a random, unrelated move just to confuse the crap out of your opponent and put them off the scent.
Another approach is to wear a short skirt and a revealing top, then run your fingers through your hair, pout and wink occasionally. This can be very distracting and will disrupt their concentration leaving your opponent a little disconcerted...... particularly if both players are male. :)
Following my post a few days ago about Kitty's slightly surreal approach to chess, I have decided to post a series of her top chess tips here to help improve your game.
