Churchyard, Out of Focus Trowel, but Why? by ladymagpie

Churchyard, Out of Focus Trowel, but Why?

This is more about the story than the photograph of an old rusty trowel, a church graveyard, but what was I up to. Would I be accused of body snatching in broad daylight, was I attending an unknown grave or was I up to no good in the undergrowth.

Well on Sunday I was trying to retrieve a very small magnetic geocache, the size of my fingernail. It was right on the limit of my reach on the outside of the churchyard but I only managed to knock the item over a fence and into the undergrowth of the churchyard. I forgot all my religious teachings as the air was filled with naughty words like "Flip, jigger and blow".

I had to go round to the churchyard and fumble around the weeds for this magnetic cache, a few slugs and thorns later I gave up and decided to order a new item to replace the lost item. Reaching home I placed an order for a new magnetic cache and informed the owner of my error.

Well this morning 3 little magnets arrived so off I went to put one of them out, but I also had an idea of using this old trowel to rub over the surface of the graveyard to see if I could locate the lost one. I was on my hands and knees among the weeds waving my trowel around when a gentleman appeared over the railings and said, "So you're doing what can I ask", I had to tell him the full story. As he left I looked down and spotted the lost magnet so after signing the log sheet I tried to replace it back where it belonged, yes I dropped it again but at least I could see it.

Moral of this story, please DO NOT place geocaches where vertically challenged old pensioners can't reach. Secondly, don't wave old digging implements around a graveyard without a good explanation.
Wonderful capture and an especially wonderful story Lady M. You made me smile yet again.
July 4th, 2017  
Bep
Ha! I totally agree with Sue.
Weren't you supposed to take care of yourself? You have an operation next week...
July 4th, 2017  
@gijsje Well I kept myself in public view and no roaming through woods. If I had a heart attack I would be in the right place to save my family time (Wink)
July 4th, 2017  
Bahahaha - only you could get in such an amusing situation and tell the narrative so well! Fav for the story!
July 4th, 2017  
Love your story! Cute shot!
July 4th, 2017  
Oh dear love your story it gave me a real chuckle , and a well suited image to go with your story fav
July 4th, 2017  
You should have told the gentleman that you were using a multi-billion dollar satellite system to find Tupperware hidden in the weeds.

Or, you were looking for the grave stone of a long lost relative.

:-)
July 5th, 2017  
Loved your story and you told it well! Needed the description as the two really don't go together!
July 6th, 2017  
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