Ha ha, hysterical! Reminds me of when hubby was on a Tube train and it got held in a tunnel for ages. The driver came on after a while and said "I've turned Doris off (the automated voice) because I don't know about you, but she was driving me nuts. Reminded me of my ex-wife......"
Ha ha, I love guard with a sense of humour. We have the same on our small aircraft here in Australia.
We once flew on a 12 seater aircraft leaving Newcastle (NSW) and the pilot said as we taxied around the peritrack before take off. 'The door you came through on your way into the aircraft is the same one you go out of when you leave, you can't miss it. If you see Reggie or I playing with parachutes, feel free to join in'
@homeschoolmom if you can get an appointment to see one
@dorsethelen thank you
@casablanca wait at Waterloo to get home interminable!!!
We once flew on a 12 seater aircraft leaving Newcastle (NSW) and the pilot said as we taxied around the peritrack before take off. 'The door you came through on your way into the aircraft is the same one you go out of when you leave, you can't miss it. If you see Reggie or I playing with parachutes, feel free to join in'
apologies for mass thank; you woozie on Codeine and paracetamol for acute sciatica or something.