Ha ha ha, Old Deuteronomy! They might have to re-write the story a little for squirrels. Jellicle Squirrels are fine, I am sure, but they do easily scamper up staircases and trees so Grizabella would need to have an alternative route to her transformation. Smiling out loud at this fat little squirrel and your lovely thoughts.
Well I am happy to declare that this is the most impressive squirrel picture I have ever seen. It captures so much detail, character and I love the flair of that swishy tail display.