What is going on with the NHS, now I'm much older, they keep wanting tests, and you have to do it yourself as well. A month ago I was sent a new method to test for bowl cancer, it was better than the previous method and you then just send a single sample away for testing. (I call it put your poo in the postbox)
Now I get a kit to do my own urine test and this kit arrived. You also have to download a app to your phone, good job I had a suitable phone. See here is the kit and you have to be a contortionist to use it, well if your my size, then after using the test kit you have to scan the results and it said normal we will inform your doctor.
I am sure they are just taking the p**s, also there is one word on this kit that might sum me up - DIPSTICK. I look forward to receiving my stethoscope next and we can make all the doctors redundent.
You are a tonic Heather…no subject not discussed! I find this a revelation & it must be an improvement but if course as long as you have the right phone! Some of us seem to be thinking about our future years & our health…..keep out of those nursing homes if possible I say!
@happypat There is no subject that I won't discuss or find something amusing about it. As long as I don't offend anyone that is important. I have been compared with my favourite comedian Sarah Millican with my naughty humour, I say no more.
You are such a joy to follow!
It is so important to live life with a smile -- to say the least.
Anyhow, where I live, we barely get traditional tests, whatever the age. But that is another story. Stay merry and make us laugh!
I love your sense of humour. I hope the test was successful, that a very small jar. The color coded paper would confuse me. I hope the instructions were helpful :)
It is so important to live life with a smile -- to say the least.
Anyhow, where I live, we barely get traditional tests, whatever the age. But that is another story. Stay merry and make us laugh!