So what does a self respecting pirate keep in his umbrella stand? Well, this particular pirate has ten swords, four swagger sticks, five daggers 4 flintlocks, two sword belts, two sets of manacles, a ball and chain, a can of WD40, three tricorns, a paddle (just in case he finds himself up sh*t creek), a lace parasol (that's Kitty's)............ oh... and an umbrella. A black one with a white skull and crossbones on it. So now you know.
You should come over here in November when it's Pirate Week. The perfect opportunity to fully grown adults to dress up as pirates and say ooooahhhhhh all day long! You'd love it!
