1. Being dyslexic..... actually typing their name can take me an hour. I know there is a spell checker on here.... but it does need some close approximation of the word you are looking for in order to work it's magic. What idiot thought putting an H in there was a good idea.
2. Being a black hearted pirate captain and a notorious scoundrel of the highest order....... I don't think that posting shots of flowers is good for my piratical credibility. I wouldn't want the crew to think I was a bit of a whoopsie, as it wouldn't be good for discipline.
However I did eventually manage to find a random jumble of letters that the spell checker could recognise as a real word and after some protracted negotiations it eventually gave in and bent to my will.
I have also managed to work a bit of a dark and gothic ambiance into these otherwise innocent flowers, so that they look like they have turned to the darkside and bloomed in the darkness of the ships bilges. I believe their dark seeds will grow into carnivorous plants that will have your leg off if you are not careful.
So all in all, I think I may have got away with this one. :)
ha! at least its not that tower again...rhododendrons poison the earth beneath them for all others, harbour deadly pathogens and outcompete other species decreasing diversity... they have some badassery.
