The other day when I went to have my hair cut you enter a cafe first before going upstairs to the hairdressers, that another story. At the front door was this large carved bear, about 4 feet tall.
I love bears, so i put my arms out to give it a big hug. It didn't want one and put its big paws up to stop me and turned its head away, not very friendly I thought, all I wanted was a bear hug.
It was at that point I realised it was the cafe's security guard and was only doing its job. How often do you go to night clubs and hug the ugly huge monster of a security guard there, never, unless you want trouble?
It should have had a badge or a cap to show what it was doing, but ha ho what else was he doing there. Perhaps they are good at sniffing out Covid infections and can stop people from entering for that.
There is one thing for certain, I'm not going to volunteer to be a bear security guard, everyone would be laughing at me for standing there with no clothes on, or in fact faint at the sight,
