cinderelli by summerfield

cinderelli

Suspect's Rap Sheet:

Fraudulent Representation - Appearing in a plush carriage on the pretense of being a real princess to attract the Prince's attention.

Resisting Authority - The Prince ordered the suspect to stay but said suspect ran away as he called out to her, leaving the poor Prince just a tad devastated, frustrated and f***ed in the head.

Failing to Remain - See "Resisting Authority"

Minor Offence: Littering - Leaving one glass slipper on Palace premises.

(my cinderella was actually holding a bottle of champagne whilst the mug shot was being taken.)

filling in for Jeff Walker
@summerfield
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