i didn't post a photo on this day and i just noticed it now that there's a hole in my calendar. horrors! i must stop being so crazy.
in any case, in my forays at the sugar beach, i noticed this topless woman holding a microphone and being filmed. i had to do a double take when i saw her. she was walking casually with her one arm covering her ample breasts and the man with the camera kept on telling her to do another take. the guy at the back was just as happy to get a closer look at her and you can see the delight that's evident on his face. he probably felt like he won the jackpot in a lottery.
if you didn't know, since the mid 1990's, it is legal in ontario for women to go topless. in the beginning, newspapers would feature a photo or two of pretty women roller blading topless or just going about town topless. then the morality squad complained that they should be limited to certain places and now mostly these women in state of semi-undress can be spotted around the beaches.
there also used to be a 'naked channel' but i'm not sure if it is canadian or american. in any case, they were quite a hit for some time but i think it is quite stupid to watch a news when the anchor starts to peel off her or his clothes, quite distracting, mind you. personally, i found it funny. however, i didn't find it funny anymore when one morning they were advertising about the channel's cooking show and they promised a really good recipe that got me interested, i think it was braised pork or something braised anyway. so i waited for the show, and horrors! they had this couple as hosts and they were completely naked. how would you like to eat a dish that was cooked by a naked man who kept scratching or wiping his hands on his skin. you know how we have this reflex of wiping your hands behind or on our side even when you're wearing an apron? yeah...imagine that and you'd say: ewwww! no, thank you.
then of course during gay pride days, you get to see these topless women milling about during festivities. i don't mind topless women: (1) as long as it's not me, or (2) as long as they are nice to look at, like this young lady here. what i don't want to see are the droopings and saggings and those that could almost be tied around the neck. please, i see that every day and i make a lot of effort to hide it from my view! :-)
I am laughing at your narrative! What gives with the nudity? I'm not a prude, but it seems to serve no actual purpose. At the beach I get it, but a cooking show seems dangerous what with knives and heat and dangling stuff!
@lisjam1 - i know! and those two also kept bending down and the camera would always show them. please, i want to learn how to cook not look at an ass. also, picture this: "and we cut the wieners like this...ooops! that's not the wiener... i just circumcised myself!" tee-hee! thank you, lisabell.
Lol I'm nearly on the floor, you are FUNNY! Droopy breasts can be handy as 1. Scarves or 2. Knee pads for roller blading. Now, a cooking show naked, too much pork on your fork if you get my drift....
Cool capture btw!! Thanks for the laugh.
@russianblue - sugar beach. yesterday (friday) during lunch. if you look in the next post, there's a guy at the top of the piano and i think he just positioned himself there to look like he's admiring the girl playing the piano but he actually was checking out the topless girl because she and the cameraman were right behind us. glad i made you laugh. thank you, kass.
@danig - i'm so glad i made you laugh, DG. in the early days of the e-mail and internet, someone sent me a cartoon of a naked old lady with this song (to the tune of "do your ears hung low")
apologies in advance to those who may come upon this :-)
do your boobs hang low
do they wiggle to and fro
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
can you put them on your shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your boobs hang low?
there was one time when my friend and i went to manila and the airplane ride got to be so tediously boring, i just blurted out this song and friend almost died laughing. the whole cabin was laughing, too, but i think they were laughing mostly at my friend because she was drooling from her uncontrollable laughter. so after that, i just as much as say the first line of that song and it's enough to send her to a laughing fit. when i went to san francisco in 2007 to attend her daughter's coming out party, she warned me not to sing that song. heck i think i should make a video and send it to her through fb! thanks, matey!
OH, I almost fell off my chair. you slay me. naked cooking? too bad they weren't frying bacon! reminds me of a card mal's mom got. had a drawing of an old woman on the front, said 'he told me, show me your boobs" - opened it up and it showed her lifting up her skirt! it was so funny but i didn't forget it!
Cool capture btw!! Thanks for the laugh.
apologies in advance to those who may come upon this :-)
do your boobs hang low
do they wiggle to and fro
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
can you put them on your shoulder
like a continental soldier
do your boobs hang low?
there was one time when my friend and i went to manila and the airplane ride got to be so tediously boring, i just blurted out this song and friend almost died laughing. the whole cabin was laughing, too, but i think they were laughing mostly at my friend because she was drooling from her uncontrollable laughter. so after that, i just as much as say the first line of that song and it's enough to send her to a laughing fit. when i went to san francisco in 2007 to attend her daughter's coming out party, she warned me not to sing that song. heck i think i should make a video and send it to her through fb! thanks, matey!
@jjmarble - thank you, j. if you were there, you'd see him almost drooling, and the girl and the cameraman totally ignored him.